Piñata and Slugger

          Right now, I want to get a Mexican piñata, and just stuff all of my hatred, my frustration, my disappointment, my anger, my envy, my bitterness, my depression, my hopelessness, my jealousy, my loneliness, my faithlessness, my dis-contentedness, my wrath, and my loneliness in the piñata and tear it, beat it, maim it, smash it, kill it, destroy it, pulverize it, decimate it, and annihilate it all until nothing is left, all with a classic Louisville Slugger.