"FAYUL!!!"

Does anybody remember that from RWJ's Equals Three?

*What's that? You say I'm "Fake & Gay"?*

*Well... you're Misleading and Bisexual!*

*...not really*

*MOVING ON!*

Well, I "fayul-ed" to say the least. My attempt to be controversial fell on blind eyes (I'd say "deaf ears," but you're reading this, not listening to me ranting xD)! Even friends who stumble upon my blog occasionally had not mentioned this post to me at all... which is a bit disappointing, since they know I'm usually conservative with this things. Never again will you see me give you another link to anything sexy (well, for the most part anyway). But perhaps I'm making this out be a mountain out of a mole hill. 

Anyhow, my sincerest apologies for such a late blog entry - work, "Rachel" (who's now my girlfriend!!!!), and laziness have all kicked my butt (metaphorically speaking). But how are you? Are you well and healthy? You seem to have gained some weight - are you eating a balanced diet? You seem to have some bags under your eyes - please try to rest as much as you can, OK? Tell me a story of your day - I'd like to hear what you have to say! Until next time, my dear readers!

Da Octopusss and Musical Vibrators

Da Octopusss is back!!!

<('.'<)  (^'.'^)  (>'.')>  (^'.'^)  <('.'<)  (^'.'^)  (>'.')> 

*It's the "Kirby Dance," in case you're wondering*

Well, not entirely. They've been releasing new material recently and, in short, I'm really excited! While it's still the same noisy eargasm as their eponymous debut album, their latest singles, Evilminded and GOATS, show the pair going into new directions and experimenting with their very distinct sound quite excellently. It's very promising and other fans of the duo are also agreeing with opinions such as mine. Obviously, Da Octopusss is hinting at another album (or at the least, an EP), but whatever plans they have, I can't wait to see (or rather, hear) what they have in store for us. Unfortunately, their latest single can't be embedded nor can they be found on YouTube, so I'll post links to their respective web pages over at their SoundCloud account:

Da Octopuss - Evilminded

Da Octopuss - GOATS

Speaking of music and "-gasms", friends a whiles back mentioned that there are vibrators that can vary in their intensity, based on the music that is playing at the time of its usage. To which I initially thought as preposterous - after all, such a thing only belongs in a Sci-Fi erotica novel...right? After some *cough cough* "research" *cough cough* (if it can even be called that - thank you, science!), it turns out, they do exist (clicking on here WILL take you there...so yeah...ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK)! Boggles my mind that they really do. Also, it's obviously an 18+ site, so there will be damages technological, psychological, and otherwise (yadda-yadda-yadda...). You have been warned - and I'm talking to you, kid (that fake ID isn't foolin' anybody)! 

So why am I bringing this up? 

1. If you happen have one of those "musical vibrators" and you stumbled across my this post - you're welcome!
2. You happen to read this post while simultaneously exploring your sexuality - you're welcome?
3. I am testing the waters here to see if I can get a reaction of sorts (hey, just being honest here). Thank you for your reaction (whatever it may be) - It's good to know that I'm getting some attention (although, this wouldn't be the kind of attention I want to attract constantly). 

And with that, this concludes this risqué blog post. It'll probably be the first and last of its kind here. Until next time, friends!